saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

(via thebootydiaries)

amysteakhouse:

Instead of seeing my life flash before my eyes it’s just every time I’ve had a really good mozzarella stick.

manywinged:

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

(via orphic-mysteries)